30th October 2009

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A memorable quote

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And the #1 Halloween threat: Sexy Costumes. I have no problem with women wearing sexy costumes on Halloween, but SpoiledRottenDoggys.com has debuted a new line of matching sexy costumes for dogs. Folks, this is terrible, because after a few drinks who knows which of these two you’re going to take home? I mean it starts out like any other hook up: a little heavy petting, plenty of panting, the next morning you roll over and realize you just had a one night stand with a real bitch. And folks you do not know the meaning of walk of shame until you’ve picked up your date’s poop with a plastic bag.
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Is there anything Stephen Colbert cannot do?

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    Is there anything Stephen Colbert cannot do?
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    “And the #1 Halloween threat: Sexy Costumes. No, I have no problem with women wearing sexy costumes on Halloween, but...
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